Original Quote:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat.
Psychologist:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.
Santa meets his friend Banta
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat.
Psychologist:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.
Jokes In Hindi
Auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho??
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .
No C!!Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .
Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
No C!!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
No C!!
Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naak saaf karlo
Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”
Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
Tala ka maamla
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
Tala ka maamla
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
Main sadhu kyu banta
Ek admi sadhu se bola,
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
Main sadhu kyu banta
Ek admi sadhu se bola,
Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…
Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole,
Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..
Aey Bhai!!!
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe
Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole,
Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..
Aey Bhai!!!
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe
Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
Football show
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai.”
Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
Football show
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai.”
No comments:
Post a Comment