Thursday, May 17, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Very Funny Hindi SMS
Vo bi kya din the jab
ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:
Kitna Sweet baccha hai
!!!
Desi Jokes Desi Indian SMS, Jokes in Hindi
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
Ex Husband Jokes
Santa was weeping at a
grave,
"Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A
parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s
first husband.Baba Ji ka Dera
Baba Ji ka dera bohot
chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke
bhasam ho jata hai.
Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam
ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…
….to anarth ho gaya….
Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!
Funny Hindi Jokes: Hindi Sardar Jokes
Ek
train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim
kehta:
Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu
kehta:
Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny
Sardar
kehta:
Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!
Titanic was sinking.
Titanic
was sinking.
Santa:
How much the earth is far from
here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again:
"...In
which direction?"
Banta:
Downwards !
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Boy Friend Girlfriend Joke
Boyfriend:
Do you
think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend:
It is
sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
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