Friday, May 11, 2012

Very Funny Hindi SMS

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:
Kitna Sweet baccha hai !!!

Desi Jokes Desi Indian SMS, Jokes in Hindi

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

Ex Husband Jokes

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.

Baba Ji ka Dera

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.
Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…
….to anarth ho gaya….
Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

Funny Hindi Jokes: Hindi Sardar Jokes

Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Boy Friend Girlfriend Joke

Boyfriend:  
Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: 
It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?